Funny Jokes Section

Place all your funny, racist, pervert, sadistic, .... jokes right here!

I'll start ( got them from an other site )

*I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!

*I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

*Why don\'t black people make white people jokes?
Because we don\'t allow it.

*I went for an AIDS test at the doctors.
But apparently, you can\'t get it from shaking a black man\'s hand.

Now you go

Jaapmans wrote:*Why don\'t black people make white people jokes?
Because we don\'t allow it.

we have CHUCK NORRIS yo!

Jack Herror wrote:

Jaapmans wrote:*Why don\'t black people make white people jokes?
Because we don\'t allow it.

we have CHUCK NORRIS yo!

true!


quite funny:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

sooo true

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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what do you do if you see a nigger with half a head

stop laughing and reload

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what is black, has 8 legs and scares the hell out of women?

gang rape

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what happens when a jew with an erection runs full speed into a brick wall?

he breaks his nose

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how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

none.

feminists can't change anything

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?

Cancer

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What does 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

gang rape

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What is red and blue, ten inches long that can make a woman scream all night?

A miscarried fetus.

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Why does Beyonce sing To The Left?

Because black people have no rights.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

Because he has holes in his hands.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a nigger on a bike?

Cause the bike could be yours.

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whats blue and fucks old women?

hypothermia ( onderkoeling)

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what do you call an epileptic in a wheelchair?

a transformer

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why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?

because it was dead

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whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest.

acne comes on a boys face after hes 13

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Why weren't there any blacks on The Flintstones?

They were still monkeys back then.

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Why can't jesus walk on water?

'Cause he has holes in his feet.

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Why weren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

They don't have jobs in the future either.

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whats the difference between the jews and santa claus?

santa claus goes down the chimney.

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in the Olympics?

If they can run, jump or swim they're already in America.

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Wat is het nadeel van een zwarte jood te zijn?

Ze moeten achteraan in de oven gaan zitten.

What is an Etheopian with an afro?
A microphone

A woman is pregnant. She and her husband are happy offcourse. When the baby is born, the man looses his job, his dad dies, the dog gets hit b a bus, the house catches fire, all on the day that the baby is born.
When it's born, the doctor finds out that the baby has the down syndrome.
At least the couple has something they can laugh about.